Things I have learned:
Review the manual, dummy.
When it comes to self promotion, it takes guts to step forward. Apparently mine are on vacation.
Resisting the temptation of a raspberry filled chocolate cupcake and making a vegetable roll-up at home demonstrates moral (not to mention nutritional) fiber. Sigh.
Living in the present verses wishing your life away is a gratifying experience. Now, if only it could come with a paycheck.
The only redeeming aspect of a March snowstorm is how fast it melts.
Based on a 40 hour work week, and assuming an average of four weeks of time off annually, over the course of twenty-three years that converts to 2,649,600 minutes at the office. Another way of looking at it is 158,976,000 seconds. No wonder I was tired.